on friday, the husband and i have been married 5 months! while most people won't be impressed by this mark, we have already passed a few hollywood marriages like:
britney spears + jason alexander
not much of a feat, given it was a whopping 55 hours because she "lacked understanding of her actions" - foreboding much?
carmen electra + dennis rodman
can't figure out why this one didn't work - maybe carmen didn't like him wearing her wedding dress around the house? these kids lasted 9 whole days.
pam anderson + kid rock
a shirtless, classless groom + a bikini clad bride = 2 months of wedded trashiness bliss.
lisa marie presley + nic cage
what elvis fan wouldn't love marrying the king's daughter as a graceland souvenir? apparently the novelty wears off quickly, because their marriage lasted 107 days.
so while 5 months will be an eventual minute fraction of our lives together, it's kind of fun to stop and think of those who couldn't even see day 3.
next month, we'll have beaten drew barrymore + tom green!
(all images via google image search)
